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WISHING YOU

A VERY COLORFUL

 AND HAPPY HOLI

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Root of problem: The chinese names - Annie Wan (Anyone): Sam Wan (someone): Noel Wan (no one): Avery Wan (every one): Saw Lee. (sorry)
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Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone)
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about ?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

एक पहेली

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking . . .
Just Check This Out ! ! !!

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

Think like a wizard . . .
 



man
1. ------------
board





Ans. = man overboard


Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.
 




stand
2. ------------
i



Ans. = I understand
 



OK .. . .
Got the drift ?
 

Let's try a few now and see
how you fare ?



3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/





Ans. = reading between the lines
 





4. r
      road
    a
    d





Ans. = cross road
 


Not having a good day now, are you ?

Redeem yourself.
 



5. cycle
cycle
cycle




Ans. = tricycle
 


Not easy to figure out ha!
 



0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.




Ans. = two degrees below zero
 


C'mon give it a little thought ! !
 



knee
7. ------------
light




Ans. = neon light
( knee - on - light )
 



U can prove u r smart by getting this one.
 



ground
8. ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet
 




Ans. = six feet underground
 


Oh no, not again ! !
 



9. he's / himself




Ans. = he's by himself
 


Now u messing up big time.
 



10. ecnalg



Ans. = backward glance
 


Not even close ! !
 



11. death ..... life




Ans. = life after death
 


Okay last chance ..................


12. THINK





Ans. = think big ! !
 



And the last one is real fundoo - - -
 



13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaab bbb..





Ans. = long time no 'C'
( see )

कुछ मनोरंजक सूत्र

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys who live happily together!